Sunday, May 29, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday

Meet Victor Ramsus Graves. Recently released from prison, Vic is waiting for his buddy to bring him his guns at a safe house: (Taken from the 0.99 novel Murder Creek available at Amazon and Barnes and Noble)



Sighing, Vic flipped through the four channels he received--only one of which had less snow than the Himalays--and settled on a foggy channel, listening to the news.

His body jerked, and he was aware only that he’d fallen asleep, awakening alert with a nagging feeling like he’d left his guns in the car.

But he didn’t have his guns right now—Grey did—and he didn’t have a car either.

As his blurry gaze slowly focused, his weary brain struggled to comprehend what he was seeing: A giant ass coming straight for him.

“Oh Shi--Unghh!”

He hammered his fists against the outer thighs of the sumo-wanna-be holding him pinned to his chair. Weren’t wrestlers supposed to let go when someone tapped out?




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38 comments:

Jenna said...

The image of a giant ass coming toward this guy is priceless! I think I like Vic already. Hope he doesn't get squished! Great six.

J.A. Beard said...

LOL. Waking up to a giant ass!

writeintention said...

Amusing, funny and dangerous all in one. I went straight to Amazon and bought it!!
Happy Sunday,
Kris Wolfgang

Jessica Subject said...

Oh, that does not sound like a good position to be in. Nice six!

Marie Dees said...

what a sight to wake up to.

Sarah Grimm said...

Love the last line! Great job!

Suzie Quint said...

Love the dry humor. The Himalayan reference and sumo wrestler. What a giggle. Good six.

gayleramage said...

LOL at the 'giant ass'! Great description!

Lorien Velez said...

LoL. Great conflicting scene at the beginning and humor at the end. :)

Cate Masters said...

Not a nice wake-up call at all. Loved it.

Carolyn Rosewood said...

That's quite a wake-up call!

charmainegordon author said...

Humor and danger. Good combo.

Graylin Fox said...

*click* *buy* Yeah, you could say I liked it. ;)

Jessica K said...

This must be the most imaginative story out there for 99 cents. Great job.

Jayel Kaye said...

giant ass. OMG!

Rebecca Royce said...

Oh my gosh, I love it. Well done.

Luxie Ryder said...

I wish you could have been inside my head when I read about the giant ass! Intriguing six!

Zee Monodee said...

Wow! I wonder what's gonna happen next...

Moniq said...

Too Funny! Nice Job

Susanna Fraser said...

Wow, didn't see that coming!

Gem Sivad said...

Your descriptions cut right to the chase. Great six!

sue said...

So? where are the guns (thought I would be less obvious today)

Lindsay said...

I think he must have been still having the nightmare when he saw the giant ass

Monica Enderle Pierce said...

ROFL! He might want to hone those sleepy instincts.

creativebarbwire said...

haha! Great six!
Barb

JoAnne Kenrick said...

What a wake up call! LMAO FAB SIX!!! Love it :)

Taryn Kincaid said...

"A giant ass coming straight for him."

Still laughing here.

Jacqueline said...

Wouldn't want to be in his position...ever!!! Great six.

Karenna Colcroft said...

lmao at "less snow than the Himalayas". I had a TV like that once!

Jean said...

Great post! Loved the six. Hope Vic gets those guns.

Kaycee Kacer said...

Loved how he was squooshed by giant ass lol. Talk about a wake up call

Liz said...

wow! makes me want more truly (*object of six sentence noted*) nice work! will add to TBR list
Liz

Sandy Nachlinger said...

"A giant ass coming straight at him" is the last thing I expected to read. Too funny.

Devin said...

He's being attacked by a giant ass? LOL, I never would have guessed that. Gun, knife, fist ... but not ass.

Kathleen Grieve said...

ROFLMAO!! You don't wake up like that everyday! Great Six!

Lori W. said...

Ha! Nice! :D Gotta read more and find out what happens. hehe

Lori

Ranae Rose said...

I about lost it at the 'giant ass coming straight towards him' part! LOL Definately the funniest 6 I've read!

Hailey Edwards said...

LOL The first line made me laugh.